Nothing like the joys of the modern era to migrate a silly old VHS short you did and put it on youtube for God and all the real cops to see… This is a project from my acting days, and has finally moved beyond the litigation phase that I might be able to share it with you (fuck Horny Midget productions is all I have to say…). Music cred goes to Trans AM, and The Fucking Champs (not that either band actually gave us permission but I’m passing on the cred and 45% of the profits anyway). ‘Drinking Cop/narrator/Casey’ is played by Chilly Casey, ‘Non-Drinking Cop/Parker’ by Jasonaut, ‘Female Victim’ by (…name removed by H.M. productions), ‘Male Victim’ by Brian Collen, ‘Psycho Statue Worshipper’ by Xian ?, direction, camerawork, special effects and calls for a script by Alameda Punkass (not her real name, but she actually has a job in the ‘industry’ and thus must distance herself from this opus), editing by CC and AP. The ususal audio problems I’m afraid, and don’t be surprised if it’s a ’slow’ or ‘troubled’ load.

The bar has been raised, people! Now for some fun trivia for the ‘RockyHorror style’ play along at home. When ‘Parker’ approaches the door in the kitchen and asks “What’s in here?”, yell “A cat!” and fill in your own cat humor as ‘Casey’ unguardedly watches Vader the cat run by off camera. Watch the ‘hung corpse’ smile slightly at the mention of spontaneous ejaculation. Yell “WTF?!?” as multiple endings are spliced together. “Don’t let him get away!” can also be yellled at most points near the end. “My officer, what a huge piece you have…”, at various points throughout. ‘Magic knife’ cuts without touching etc etc. Oh, how I bare my soul for you people!