“You Don’t Make Heros Out of Warlocks!”
Hilarious! From Jesus Camp.
Feel free to list what you think might have happened to other fictional characters in settings taken completely out of context - historically and geographically. For example, in modern times, Nabakov’s ‘Lolita’ surely could’ve found herself signing a big ol’ check (and another carefully worded false legal document) written by The Bang Brothers; Dostoevsky’s ‘Raskolnikov’ might have also copped to the Jon Bennet Ramsey murder; ‘Holden Caufield’ certainly would have considered Caligula a phony; hell, Cervantes’ ‘Don Quixote’ might have been a great replacement for Rumsfeld…; I don’t think ‘Merlin’ would have sweated Oct 28, 1929 all that much, nor Lao Tzu-
those poor kids!
I’m not too worried about ‘em. The Warlocks among those present will realize what bullshit that walking cheeescake is spouting at them, drop out, and move on to their own heroics. The rest will grow to be righteous assholes, breeding more of the same, and the circle goes round and round. What a country!
“If these were the days of the Old Testament, Harry Potter would be put to death! All Warlocks would be put to death!”
At least she fires the kids imagination by tacitly admitting that Warlocks exist.
Of course GOD is just an instrument of justice to destroy everything that fat smug “Christians” are afraid of. Guess we knew that a long time ago.