France steals the fuckin’ Muppets!
OK, so maybe the Iraq II war was a distraction from a struggle against Al Qaeda, but a severe cultural theft has taken place while we were preoccupied: the Muppets have moved to France. They speak French, no doubt pay outrageous taxes into an inefficient system, Kermit raps a bit, and only the godless know what else. I don’t know if I’ll even stop crying with rage! But at least they associate with refined culture, such as Indonesian hottie Anggun seen here. Call me a weirdo perv, but she’s even hotter surrounded by puppets…
