So I’m heading out to Portland, OR to housesit for several weeks. I made my flight in ATL to Vegas, but the plane took off late - storms in the midwest. Sure enough we missed the connection. So after waiting in a huge long line, turns out the best the airline can do is get me on the same flight tomorrow night (1st class) and some meal vouchers. Also a number to call for a discount room, but that’s bullshit on two counts: $69 is not a deal room rate in Vegas, AND checking in at 3 AM is destined to screw you, as you must check out by 11AM. And then there is the ‘toiletries’ pack, including deoderant, a comb, toothpaste, and a trial sample of woolite - if I wanted to wash a sweater in an airport sink, or attempt suicide by minor ingestation of woolite.
But there are some highpoints. In the long line to get this dismal info I met a guy I recognized to be Thai, so we are buddied up for the duration. Spence also originated in ATL, is a GA Tech student going out to visit a friend in Portland. We have quickly discovered free airport wifi, and have $50 in vouchers to split between us once the fucking airport restaurants open at 5, not to mention it is Vegas, and there are other ventures into gambling, and possibly The Spearamint Rhino later in the day. It’s unclear at this point if we’ll try to power through the day sleeplessly (could be many expensive gambling mistakes in my future, as I have several hundred $ on me right now) or get a room after 11 and crash a bit. So it’s 4:30am right now and I imagine I’ll be doing some delerious posting later in the day. Since I have the mic on me as well, I’ll probably get an interview with Spence, though he is claiming shyness with his accent.
If you are chuckling at my current predicament, I’ll mention this is NOT uncharted territory: attempting to come back from Beijing in Jan ‘06, my flight was delayed 27 hours, the actual flight is 16, then missed the connetion in Newark, and finally arrived in ATL in the midst of a full on flu outbreak and HAD to be at work within 48 hours - jetlag, flu and fuckall. Vegas in summer trumps Beijing in winter. Legalized gambling and prostitution trump all the pirated DVD’s you can buy. I’m sure the poor groom I’m housesitting for and animals I’m suppose to be feeding will shit their pants when they get all this news in a few hours, but I personally have been in much worse spots…
update 7:15am - there are an incredible number of hot chicks in airports, and it’s not just a ‘hot vegas, not much clothing’ thing. But the very nature of the situation is counter-productive to meeting any, much less scoring. “Hey, I’m trapped here for the day. Wanna get a room in a few hours and fuck ourselves silly, sleep a few hours, then cab it back here?” What’s the deal with the ‘mile high’ club anyway? Presumably you knew the person you were gonna fuck before the flight originated, correct? And I guess in the 70’s some of the stewardess’ where hetero and actually attractive too.
Spence is out cold, that fucker. I think I dosed a few minutes under the bench but it smelled terrible down there and the carpet is wet everywhere else from the late night shampooing.
update 9:45 have met, loaned laptop too, and myspace joined with Crystal, en route from Bakersfield to FL, who is also a writer. Unfortunately I don’t know how much overlap there is in our musical lives.. but I’m willing to fake it.
Also have eaten with Spence, and updated the PDX peeps on my waking nightmare.
update 8:30pm went on a field trip to The Strip, played the ponys in Luxor in AC and drank free Budwiser all day long. Vegas ain’t bad! Won $166.20 in all but am only actually ‘up’ a quarter of that (great exacta hits like ‘Deadly Dreamer/Fanfest’ - actually hit two bets on that combo and ‘Bad Bet/Morgantown’ - I’m not being deep, just tellin’ true stories), tipping each free beer to the Jersy trash waitron (not Adriana, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers out of Adriana), caught the shuttle back, am through TSA, to eat last free meal, drink in 1st class a few hours from now, and possibly sleep more than the three hours I have since god knows when. Found Crystal again, but she’s just babbling on her phone like she’s 18 or something. Oh wait…

“Deadly Dreamer”