Got this today:

From The Desk of Attorney Matthew Spencer.

My DearFriend,

I am Attorney Matthew Spencer a personal attorney to my late client (Mr.Ladonna) who is a nationality of your country unfortunately died on Terrorist Bomb blast attack on the 7th July 2005. Since the death of my late client, I as his personal attorney have made several enquiries to locate any of his relations for the inheritance claim without any success. I came across your name and contact on the course of my personal search for my late client relations/next of kin. so I decided to contact you for assisting in securing the wealth left behind in a fixed deposit account by my late client before it get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where my late client operates an account since the board of Directors of the bank has issued me a notice that after 2 months from now and no relation shown up for the claiming of the said funds, the funds will be confiscated and declared unserviceable.

Since the board of Directors of the bank have been unsuccessful in locating my client relatives for some time now, it’s on this note that I seek your consent to present you as the relation to my late client, so that the process of this deposit to be released into your account. The amount deposited is $12.8 Million Dollars also I believe With your assistance to get the release of the ($12,800,000.00 ) I will agree to give you 50% of the fund while 50% will be for me. I guarantee you that this transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement which will protect you from any breach of the law.

I will be looking forward to your indication of interest so that we can proceed with the process of claiming the funds with the below information I will like you send to me:-

1, YOUR FULL NAME.
2, YOUR CONTACT MOBILE TELEPHONE AND HOME NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.
3, YOUR FULL CONTACT HOME ADDRESS.
4, YOUR AGE.
5, YOUR OCCUPERTION.

As soon as I receive all these information from you I will start the process of all the legal approval documents with the above information you will send to me and present you to the Directors of the bank as the relation/next of kin to my late client since they asked that I should provide the relation/next of kin for them to release the inheritance fund to the person. Please acknowledge the receipt of this mail with all the above requested information.

PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY SO THAT WE CAN START THE TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY.

Yours sincerely,
Attorney Matthew Spencer.

Nationality of my country? Well no wonder I should get half of that dough! What will be for you, valiant Attorney Mathew Spencer, is a special compartment of hell-