Nova!
Caught Beneath the Planet of the Apes recently, and mostly just want to go on and on about cult siren Linda Harrison. Ask many men of a certain age, “Who’s the hottest actress in cave woman garb?” and many will tell you Rachel Welch from One Million Years BC, but I beg to differ. True, Welch has greater overall star appeal, did sexy wet suit stuff the same year in Fantastic Voyage, and was technically a few years older during that performance, but Harrison captures a quintessential early 70’s look.
I just can’t stop imagining riding around the lusher parts of the Forbidden Zone, mounted on the same black horse as she, The Association’s ‘Never my Love’ somehow always playing in the background, until we are eventually captured and dissected, perhaps used for target practice. OK, she can’t speak, but she looks great in dog tags, or munching pilfered fruit.
Yes, of course it’s pathetic - but that’s what aging fanboys do. Not to mention, I heard she only dates astronauts…
Also, silly ape pep rally set to Queen courtesy of Blancotron industries.
