Archive for March, 2009

R.I.P. Jules Dassin

Great noir film director who left America after being blacklisted during the McCarthy era. He had a hit with the documentary style The Naked City, but last year I came across Thieves’ Highway which I highly recommend (trailer below), I can almost assure it to be the most cutthroat tale concerning fruit vendors you will ever encounter. There is also an French television interview where he describes working in the Hollywood system in the old days, and specifically with a “mommy dearest” style Joan Crawford. There was a recent film forum retrospective of several of his works in NYC. And the NYT obit. from last year.

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Watchmen review

The following rules should be applied to all future films:

  1. Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkeries” can never again be used during Vietnam attack footage. Coppola did it 30 years ago. It was great then, but is just lame now.
  2. Midgets are no longer weird or scary, even prison midgets. Especially the guy who played Kramer’s lil buddy on Seinfeld.
  3. So you love Bob Dylan, I do too. But three of his songs in an unrelated film, once by him, once by Hendrix and once by some power pop punk band during the ending credits is excessive.
  4. Using that “Hallelujuah” song by Leonard Cohen or whoever the fuck is very likely to make a scene silly. This is definitely the case during a sex scene where a guy with ED discovers his costume is his mojo.
  5. There is a major difference between idealized fake violence and stylized real violence. I’m sick of watching choreographed fights where people trade punches like a routine. Real fights often look spastic due to the adrenal factor.
  6. Anyone whose had their head come in contact with stone tiles or porcelain after flying through the air is very likely to lose consciousness. At the very least they are going to be woozy.
  7. That CG lynx/cat thing looked like shit

Microloans

I saw a FrontlineWorld bit on this some time back. Sure, many right here in the States could use an interest free loan right about now, but the impact is so great in the developing world where such little money can go so far. Kiva is one site where as little as $50 can make a difference. Surely there are more examples out there.

The Machine


The Machine from mudlevel on Vimeo.

Shout out to Mariska Hargitay

Who was recently hospitalized. Reading interviews with her, she seems more like the former Miss Beverly Hills than the darker character she plays on L+O:SVU. Still I’ve always wanted to ask her about her impressions of writer JG Ballard, esp. concerning the inclusion of her mother in some of his older works. It would most likely be awkward, shed me in an unfavorable light, possibly leading her to get all “Olivia Benson” on my ass, but I think it’s an honest question…

“Welcome to the States!”

So I had a brief orientation with the IRC center in Atlanta and my first day of teacher assisting with classes. The main refugee groups coming into Atlanta right now are from Iraq, Bhutan, and Burma. The main surprise for me was Bhutan, which I had a rather naive impression of (still do): Buddhist kingdom, Shangri-La, where the national moto is “gross national happiness”, as idealized in the awesome film Travelers and Magicians… well, not if your family are Hindu and fled Nepal, possibly generations ago – you must go elsewhere.
That’s one thing you must wrap your head around right away – many Americans think of refugee as someone who had to flee an area where there was a natural disaster, or war broke out, and tend not to think in terms of how long the waiting might go on after that. There are many multi-generational families living in camps around the world. Your father was born in the camp, same as you, and your grandfather died in his 40’s, as the camp lifestyle tends to dramatically reduce lifespan. All you have ever known are this dirt field and these tents, and waiting, stuck in a country that doesn’t accept you as it’s own, even though you were born here. You are destined to become for your host part of the “houseguest from hell” syndrome (a situation I’ve imposed on others myself, for much shorter periods) and would love to move on, if only there were somewhere else to go, and some means of doing it. A lucky few are finally picked and arrive in America, their first impressions: the east side of ATL. Now down to the business of finding a job, at an especially bad time, finally getting a chance at “doing your thing” and “making it”, as well as learning the language, which is where I come in.
Walking with a mix of tiny folks in brightly colored clothes, some with infants swaddled to their backs, with thrift store tennis shoes which worked perfectly into their ersatz fashion, from the MARTA station through the remains of a freak snow, I could almost imagine our trek was in a far more exotic location than the lamer side of sidewalkless Memorial Drive.
I met the main teacher and the “beginners” class started. He did the review from last week and presented the new vocab, going over it for a while, mostly concerning shopping. Utilitarian, functional English ASAP is the focus. “Classroom discipline” is sort of out the window, as cell phones go off with ringtones you’ve never heard but now want, people make doctors appointments in various languages, scragglers come in as much as an hour late, the enthusiastic chorus of peers recites what they can, while older possibly pre-literate folks in the mix stare blankly. When they broke up into groups and the teacher asked me who I wanted to work with, I went for some total beginners, eager to repeat anything I said, but having difficulty beyond that. By the end of 20 minutes I had them answering some questions correctly, but our little shopping skit wasn’t going so well. It didn’t help that I’d had a scattered-ass digression to try and explain the difference between a rebate and a coupon – not level appropriate. But my encouragement was eliciting more response attempts as we went, except for the one older Burmese guy, who I could only get to switch from an expression of confusion to a smile, but I was relieved when I found out this was only the first day of the two dozen vocab words they’ll run all week.
Then came a more advanced class. I guess I made a good impression, because the teacher asked if I was comfortable running the show, while he broke some of the better speakers away into another room to work on job interviews. Sure: trial by fire. The remaining class was much smaller, now mostly Latin, including a husband and wife, their son and daughter in their 20’s, and the daughter’s son, about eight I guess, from Columbia; another 20ish guy from Columbia who literally got here 4 days ago; another guy and his daughter I thought also might be part of the extended family but I later learned where Cuban; and one poor Bhutanese woman who had to remind me to not digress into my pathetic Spanish, as I was trying to soak linguistically from them as well. Jobs I’m hoping to get will most likely take me south in the near future.
We were rolling along nicely, the family dynamic hilarious, the daughter and mom chiding me not to worry about Jorge, the patriarch, “who was slow”; but he wasn’t, giving excellent effort as I attempted to explain the difference between “above” and “on”, when “under”, “bellow”, and “beneath” might be interchangeable, and when they weren’t. Then, when the other teacher came in for a moment, Jorge busts my balls by taking 3 minutes to get out what amounted to a complaint that I was too fast, not as good a teacher as he. But the main teacher backed me up instantly by turning it around on him and insisting he must tell me, working on expressing this sentiment in an intelligible English sentence. After all I had been checking frequently, or trying to, to see if they were with me, getting mostly nods and stares, as the kids came and went for snacks, I let the others explain for the late comers in Spanish, and tried to keep plodding forward, not realizing I was probably saying,
“OKisthatclear? Shouldwegooverthisagain? Oninaboveanddontforgettheoppositeisbelow, sameasbeneathe,OKOKcomprende, OKnext?”. The time flew by, and they were gracious by the end, hopefully my “mastery” of English disguising I was as green to all of this as they.
I did get an email from the volunteer coordinator saying she’d never see some one jump in the first day to that extent before. After all, someone else had done the lesson plan, I was simply handed a ditto and “go”. But I figure it’s like chess and you’ll learn the most by repeated ass-kickings, trying to understand and retain what does and doesn’t work as you go.
On the ride home, I was suddenly getting into BSG conversations with strangers, trying to help an unintelligible black chap make his way from the #12 to the K&G on industrial Chattahoochee. Generally, more – open. I’m not getting all touchy-feely/bleeding heart on you: I’m the same self-centered, decadent prick I’ve always been. I’m just saying, trying to help people feels good, whether they are fully getting it or not.

Merkley???

This post isn’t so much about the hyper-stylized photography of Merkley???; which speaks for itself and you will see popping up everywhere, with surely more to come; but my interest in the story of his van recently being stolen, and it’s subsequent return. The image is not directly related to the story, which simply appears beneath it in a recent Flickr post. The link is a fake. But may all unfolding crime stories in our collapsing economy appear so full and rich.

I Bought a Van and Then It Got Stolen and Then I Got It Back

and when i got it back… GOOD NEWS!, it came with a FREE METH PIPE!!!,
and a bunch of hooker clothes and ratty makeup bags
and some Stars & Stripes Fruit Punch
and some Mexican toilet paper
and some Teddy Bear cookies
and some Double Stuffed Ravioli
and some Mini 3+2 Sandwich Crackers (Cheddar Cheese Flavor!!!)

and even though they stole my brand new $1500 Chinese GPS/DVD/USB/OPP stereo system, inside was a completely different $400 American stereo system undoubtedly stolen from some other dickhead. Poor loser.

I also got a few extra tools to start up my own auto-theft stereo/hooker biznizz!! :)

I called the state parole board to find out about the woman who’s papers were in the van, turns out she was locked up the same day for something else. I called numbers on her papers and talked to her husband and grandmother both of whom were relieved that she isn’t dead. He mentioned her children which was sorta sad. They had no idea where she was.

I might go visit her in jail and interview her about her time living in my van. Take a picture at least.

If i ever do, look for it here : www.aHookerStoleMyVan.com

what else…

Oh yeah, despite having made it 22 years without any dents, the hooker done dented it right in front of the sliding door. Ran into a pole. Crap. Perfect no more.

DON’T GIVE BLOW JOBS WHILE DRIVING ON METH!!!

Anyway, her name was Danielle McKee and her rap sheet is mostly drugs and prostitution, she probably didn’t steal the van, but perhaps got it in exchange for a rim job. — i don’t mind publicizing that assumption.

That’s what I have been doing, HOW BOUT YOUS GUYS?